There! I’ve got that off my chest. Anyway, please stop this. Though I’ve never actually been all that clear what “indie” is, I know a cheap criticism when I see it.
For years now (since at least the advent of The Wedding Present) I’ve heard numerous people (nearly always middle-class white people actually) deeming it cool to put down indie music. It’s “fey”. It’s made by the middle classes. It’s retro. It’s tired. Blah blah blah. I really couldn’t care less if it’s made by a bunch of toffs who went to St Paul’s and adorn themselves with 60s threads their manager has bought for them out of his trust fund. There’s a long history of public school-educated types (Nick Drake, Joe Strummer etc), grammar school kids (Mick Jagger, Adam Ant etc) and of course art college grads (hundreds of them) who’ve made excellent music (not sure if The Clash’s music was excellent, but never mind). No, the “authenticity” argument - music’s supposed to come from the “the street” or the “inner city” or something - has always seemed completely nonsensical to me.
So, this is my little defence of indie. If it’s tuneful, smart, funny, rocking, or …. just kind of good, then I’m alright with it. As it happens last week I saw a very groovy band I imagine would get filed under/disposed of/laughed at because they're “indie”: Fountains. Check 'em out (if you can! I can’t find any trace of them online). And bands like The Babies - who I’ve previously mentioned - also sound more than OK to me.
Meanwhile, I confess there’s a rather sizeable swathe of modern indie-ish music that's almost impossible to stomach (usually anything described as “epic” or “cinematic”) and my own tastes usually veer off into more diverse and even extreme music zones. And yes, it’s true that there are quite a few identikit and mediocre guitar bands around. But the sneery dismissal of a whole area of music is often just an unintended declaration of ignorance from people who don’t listen to much music but still want to appear to be up with the game. A bit like being the first in the conversation to denounce hipsters.
Are you now or have you ever been a Shoreditch hipster? I plead the fifth …